He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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