and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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