He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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