come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Say something about gay babies.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
