the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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