dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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