My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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