You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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