doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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