All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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