why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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