My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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