i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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