"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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