Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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