god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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