If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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