You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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