She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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