When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
