dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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