Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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