Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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