physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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