You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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