You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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