Walk of Shame. In a state park.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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