he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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