That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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