Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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