DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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