Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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