he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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