What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
