I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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