As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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