where am i from again
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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