dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
