When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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