Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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