she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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