We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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