someone get that fucking seahorse.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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