if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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