He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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