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(757): View more from Virginia

Come on the kid is gayer than me

(757): View more from Virginia

Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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(310): View more from California

so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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(905): View more from Ontario

while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"

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(716): View more from New York

my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question

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(248): View more from Michigan

How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks

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(240): View more from Maryland

Do you ever just admire your boobs?

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