i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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