no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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