the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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