Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
tell me about the eggs
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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