school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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