kristin has been a bad kristin
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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