hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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