I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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