I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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