what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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