she smelled like a LAN party
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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